I live within the weak and the wounded.– “Simon”, Session 9
If you have a party here at the pool, and I’m babysitting your kids, you had better be courteous enough to offer some extra food to the fucking guards. Especially if YOU ARE A SUPERVISOR.
Lol bored so I’m watching Maury. Best way to end my day.
Or you could put me on schedule the entire fucking weekend AGAIN, whatever. That’s fine too.
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Just a reminder: Talking shit about someone in order to glorify yourself will get you nowhere. You’ll only look like an asshole. Thanks.
What the fuck did I just read.
JC Penny: We're gonna have Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman for our company.
Homophobes: DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM THERE! SHE IS A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR CHILDREN! SHE'S SPREADING HER AIDS.
Obama: I support gay marriage.
Homophobes: OBAMA STARTS A WAR ON MARRIAGE.
Oreo: We're gonna get a little pride up in this cookie.
Homophobes: DON'T EAT THEIR GAY COOKIES. THEY WILL MAKE YOU GAY. THAT FOOD COLORING HAS GAYNESS IN IT. DON'T. EAT. IT. YOU'LL GET AIDS.
laureninlights: Let these two make your day a little bit brighter I love this. So much.