July 2012
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“I live within the weak and the wounded.”
– “Simon”, Session 9
If you have a party here at the pool, and I’m babysitting your kids, you had better be courteous enough to offer some extra food to the fucking guards. Especially if YOU ARE A SUPERVISOR.
Lol bored so I’m watching Maury. Best way to end my day.
Or you could put me on schedule the entire fucking weekend AGAIN, whatever. That’s fine too.
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chubbychu:
mpregbert:
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dawnoakley:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
Gale Hawthorne after Mockingjay
Loki
limited lifetime waranty
my blog
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Just a reminder:
Talking shit about someone in order to glorify yourself will get you nowhere. You’ll only look like an asshole.
Thanks.
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What the fuck did I just read.
JC Penny: We're gonna have Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman for our company.
Homophobes: DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM THERE! SHE IS A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR CHILDREN! SHE'S SPREADING HER AIDS.
Obama: I support gay marriage.
Homophobes: OBAMA STARTS A WAR ON MARRIAGE.
Oreo: We're gonna get a little pride up in this cookie.
Homophobes: DON'T EAT THEIR GAY COOKIES. THEY WILL MAKE YOU GAY. THAT FOOD COLORING HAS GAYNESS IN IT. DON'T. EAT. IT. YOU'LL GET AIDS.
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Watchlaureninlights:
Let these two make your day a little bit brighter
I love this. So much.
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